Fun gag products for your gift shop. Fast selling souvenirs guaranteed to provide memories of "the zoo" fresh for your patrons. A great takeaway product that gets passed around many times- guaranteeing maximum exposure for your zoo & gift shop!

We also carry a wide selection of delicious edible canned meats. Got a taste for an exotic critter, CannedJunk is the place to buy a can or two and have yourself a unique feast!

Know somebody who is so full of bullshit they reek of it? Of course- we all do! Now is you can let them know how you really feel about them- get them their very own can of BULLSHIT!

And there is even more bizzaro-world canned goods for sale here!

What We Offer

• We provide fun gag gifts to zoos and gift shops
• We put your zoo's logo on the label for no cost
• Get cans with standard or customized labels
• Perfectly safe- composted and sterilized
• We can add any animal easily- just ask us!

More CannedJunk!

Check out our other product pages for other strange, bizarre and downright weird CannedJunk gag gifts.

Got a Star Animal Attraction in Mind?

Send us a picture or drawing and we'll draft a custom sample can for your approval. ($50 added to first order) Make your own label or we'll customize one of ours for you. A great way to highlight your zoo's special attraction!

• Diamond Ring for a proposal
• Beach Sand - from exotic locales
• Air - from exotic locales
• About every kind of poo imaginable
• Pet turtle (already deceased)
• Water
• Whiskey
• Seeds
• Wedding Cake
• Cheeseburgers
• PBJ's

If it'll fit in a can, we'll can it!

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